Random Shit

Posted: Sun, Jan 6, 2019
Last updated: Tue, Aug 20, 2019

I found this nail polish on eBay, and judging from the logo this looks like it was promotional garb for 2000 Years of Human Error. This will be from around 2001 I’m guessing and probably sold in a Hot Topic. Looking at it and tilting it around a bit, it has the viscosity of a brick. Shaking it by my ear, I hear nothing. I don’t really want to open it because I cannot think of a single way that would play out that wouldn’t end in a disaster.

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Due to international shipping laws, I can’t buy nail polish from the US and get it sent to England. My friend offered to hold it for me, and after months and months, I finally managed to get myself over the pond to Texas to meet up with them. It was a great trip! I’m hoping to go back one day. I miss Texas, and I never thought I’d say that. I feel like I fit every stereotype of what a typical resident from Texas would despise.


I guess I should really call this enamel, rather than polish, as when the light catches the label on the back it’s got enamel written on it. Whatever I call this thing, it’s completely unusable and absolute tatt that I will NEVER find a use for. And I will treasure it til the end of time.