Todrick Did Something Half Decent?

Posted: Sun, Jun 9, 2019

NOW LISTENING: Todrick Hall - Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels

Fine, I’ll admit it. Todrick’s new song was clearly made from Drag Race buzzwords thrown together by some shitty AI and marketed towards straight people, but I’m really enjoying it. Embarassingly so.

I also tried putting in my eyebrow piercings again, and those holes were nowhere to be found… which is giving me all of the ammunition I need to royally fuck my eyebrows up in some way, shape, or form. I could live my ’90s Pamela Anderson pencil-thin eyebrow fantasy.

Pamela looking sickening

Or just go eyebrow-less. The possibilities are endless.