Monster Energy

Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020
Last updated: Sun, Aug 9, 2020

I’m trying to cut out energy drinks from my life… kinda. Sorta. Not really. Up until maybe a few months ago, I used to have at least a can a day, and I did this for years. It doesn’t really seem like that much, but I’m trying to be at least a bit healthier so energy drinks seem to be the first on the chopping block.

… But, I have this unquenchable thirst (HAAAA!!!! I’m a literary genius) to try as many Monster flavours as I can get my hands on. Why? Don’t know. Call it corporate bootlicking, brand worship, the unwritten twelfth principle type of liberalism as written by Comrade Mao in 1937.

If you disagree with any of my drink opinions then you can send me an email where you will be promptly blocked, reported for harassment, and my lawyer will be contacted.

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S - excellence in beverage creation
A - pretty damn good!
B - fulfils the assignment of being a pleasant drinking experience
C - undrinkable by itself but palatable when mixing
F - unfit for human consumption

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	Monster Energy Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 Last updated: Sun, Aug 9, 2020 I’m trying to cut out energy drinks from my life… kinda. Sorta. Not really. Up until maybe a few months ago, I used to have at least a can a day, and I did this for years. It doesn’t really seem like that much, but I’m trying to be at least a bit healthier so energy drinks seem to be the first on the chopping block. … But, I have this unquenchable thirst (HAAAA!!!! I’m a literary genius) to try as many Monster flavours as I can get my hands on. Why? Don’t know. Call it corporate bootlicking, brand worship, the unwritten twelfth principle type of liberalism as written by Comrade Mao in 1937. If you disagree with any of my drink opinions then you can send me an email where you will be promptly blocked, reported for harassment, and my lawyer will be contacted. Hate reading? View the ever-updating tier list here. S - excellence in beverage creation A - pretty damn good! B - fulfils the assignment of being a pleasant drinking experience C - undrinkable by itself but palatable when mixing F - unfit for human consumption Pages in this section The Java Line Last Updated: Sun, Jun 13, 2021 (originally posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020) Tier List Last Updated: Sun, Jun 13, 2021 (originally posted: Tue, Jul 28, 2020) The Ultra Line Last Updated: Sun, Oct 18, 2020 (originally posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020) The Juiced Line Last Updated: Sun, Oct 18, 2020 (originally posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020) The Original Line Last Updated: Sat, Aug 15, 2020 (originally posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020) The Maxx Strength Line Last Updated: Tue, Aug 11, 2020 (originally posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020) The Mutant Line Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 The Espresso Line Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 The Dragon Line Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020